Commie jokes

Reason has a few good East German jokes on their blog. My favorite, however, was in the comments section (where I added a couple of my own):

Three shop owners found themselves in prison. They started talking.

"I set my prices higher than my competitors. I am in prison for price gouging."
"I set my prices lower than my competitors. I am in prison for predatory practices."
"I set my prices the same as my competitors. I am in prison for collusion!"

What's sad is that this doesn't necessarily apply to communist countries.