Michael Brown

The former FEMA director looks to be cashing in on the hot real estate market:

Seller: Michael Brown

Asking Price: $829,000

Details: Looks like the former FEMA director is finally doing something in a hurry! His three-story, four-bedroom townhouse in Alexandria's Cameron Station is for sale, and Brownie's doing a heckuva job marketing the place: "THE OWNERS WANT A SERIOUS, ACCEPTABLE CONTRACT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!" according to the listing. No word on where Brown is going, but he'll pocket about $300,000 -- he bought the place for $499,900 in 2002.