Homeless update

Last week I mentioned seeing a homeless guy riding around on a skateboard. Tonight I saw a homeless woman yakking on a cell phone. I am not kidding.

My first thought was to recall this story from Dinesh D'Souza:

I asked [an acquaintance of mine from Bombay], "Why are you so eager to come to America?" He replied, "I really want to live in a country where the poor people are fat."

Or, where even the homeless have cell phones.

As Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "America, what a country!"